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posted on
March 18th, 2009
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Tea or otherwise!

Girl: "I'm serious. There's not a spot of anything on anything that shouldn't have a spot of anything on it."

- UIC

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posted on
March 18th, 2009
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Overheard in Chicago
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Chicago

Sounds appetizing.

Man: "What're we doing for dinner?"

Woman: "I figure with the kids out, we'll just throw the left-overs from the past few days together."

Man: "So that'd be..."

Woman: "A m ...

posted on
March 18th, 2009
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Overheard in Chicago
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Chicago

Try it and send me what your boss says!

Girl #1: "I think my foot hurts."

Girl #2: "Well, does it hurt or doesn't it?"

Girl #1: "I can't tell. Every time I step it kinda feels like something is there kinda, but every ti ...

posted on
March 16th, 2009
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Overheard in Chicago
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Chicago

Someone talk to the Amstel people!

Girl #1: "They're changing the formula of Old Style? What the fuck? What are they going to change?"

Girl #2: "It's going to be the same, only less krauesened than previously. Don't worry--it ...

posted on
March 16th, 2009
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Overheard in Chicago
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Chicago

Opposite sexed poisons.

Guy: (on cell) "You NEVER mix Right Guard with Secret! Especially one arm each. That's like mixing poisons!"

- Northwestern

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posted on
March 16th, 2009
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Chicago

Nothing unusual in this city.

Girl: "I should call him to tell him it's over. Hopefully the public obscenities would scare the tourists away."

- Giant phone on Michigan Ave.

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posted on
March 13th, 2009
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Well, the people ARE stupid...

Woman: "Every show has a talking animal in it. Talking pigs, talking sheep, talking cows, talking dogs, talking anything but people. And whenever the people are on, they're always stupid or bumb ...

posted on
March 13th, 2009
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Overheard in Chicago
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Chicago

Just like grandma used to make.

Guy: (on cell) "My kids are getting chocolate chip cookies as a present from grandma tonite. Right, but the only problem is that the cookies are so hard, they're either going to break their teet ...

posted on
March 13th, 2009
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Overheard in Chicago
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Chicago

Somewhere in that small vicinity.

Guy: "Where's Montrose and Sheridan?"

Girl: "It's off of 94 and Lake Shore Drive."

- DePaul

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posted on
March 12th, 2009
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Overheard in Chicago
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Chicago

Yeah. Awesome. Except for Grandma.

Girl: "My great grandmother died. And we inherited all her jewelry. And that's like totally awesome.

-Forever 21

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