Male Hipster: "I weigh like eleven pounds more than you do and that's terrible because you weigh like 100."
- Ukranian Village
Man: "I can't believe it is going to snow again."
Woman: "Well, that is better then rain."
Man: "Really? Why?"
Woman: "Well, with snow you get wet but with rain you get, like, ...
Girl: (on cell) "How is it his fault, Jen? You cheated on him, though. Right,but you were still engaged. So break it off and then sleep with him. Do you ever get the impression that most of yo ...
Guy: "Running your fingers under the sink after you take a dump is NOT washing your hands. You might as well rub your junk and ass all over the food. Nasty bastard."
- Hooters, Downtown ...
Woman: (on cell) "Well, then, you kindly tell her that her hot little ass is no longer allowed at our house."
- Blue Line
Girl #1: "So I've decided what I want to do with my life."
Girl #2: "Yea?"
Girl #1: "I'm going to go back to school, get my Masters and become a Guidance Counselor."
Girl #2: " ...
Guy: "This is not just affecting the state! If it starts affecting us nationally, it'll affect the entire United States!"
- Jackson & Jefferson
Guy #1: "...and then they'll find out who the cousin is. Then he's in trouble."
Guy #2: "Not to sound too 'conspiracy theorist,' but do you think Blagojevich is involved? Think about it. ...
Woman: "We're just trying to cut and trim, trim and cut. Hell, if I can give my family free haircuts, minor surgeries couldn't be too bad."
- State of Illinois building
Guy: (on cell) "There is zero reason for your shirt to smell like racoon crap. Absolutely none."
- Orange Line
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